With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit."May we see the new baby?" one asked."Not yet… Soon," said the 65 year-old mother.Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?""Not yet," said the mother.After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?""No," replied the mother.Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?""WHEN IT CRIES," she told them."WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??""BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."
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We brought our newborn son, Justin, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, “You have a cute baby.”Smiling, I said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.”“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”“So what do you say to the others?” I asked.“He looks just like you.”
The baby hugs make us feel needed and important. When they are excited to see us and squeal with delight, it makes us feel warm inside. When we feel good, we laugh more easily. Just like laughing with our best friend due to the depth of the bond, a baby can make us laugh.
Baby safety capsules are the safest way for your baby to travel in a motor vehicle. Council has a limited number of baby safety capsules available for hire to Huon Valley residents on a short term (six month maximum) basis. The capsules are suitable for use with a lap-sash or lap-only seat belt in the front or back of most cars with forward-facing seats. They are to be used only in a rearward-facing position for a child weighing up to 9kg and with a length of up to 700mm.WARNING: Child safety capsules are NOT suitable for seating positions where an air bag is fitted.